Blogging R.I.P

well, for anyone who is stilling occasionally passing through this blog, I just want to mark the end of not only this blog, but blogging in general. yes, there are those who battle on and continue the fight, but for the majority of us, we just cant be bothered. yes, the dream is over. But let us not morn, but celebrate the joys blogging brought us:

1.Leaving rude anonymous comments on people's blogs you dont know
2.Skimming over someones ridiculously long post and then picking keywords in order to comment
3.That quaker oats guy, whoever he was. that zorro-like rogue.
4.The joy of finding you are a link on someone elses blog (and the horror that youve been removed)
5.Debt consolitation posts- those guys really care

yes, its really the end. now lets all join in on the myspace craze!

Ho Ho Ho kids!

Sorry, 'the man' still won't allow images on my blog... I think I'll stick it to him shortly.

So, we all know this is a season for good-will and festive holiday cheer, but isn't also a time for horror movies? That's right, why hasn't there been a horror Christmas movie yet? It would be perfect- a sinister Santa! The tagline could be 'he sees you when your sleeping, he knows when your awake' , and kids are desperately trying not to do anything wrong in case this horror santa comes after them. If they find a lump of coal on their bed, they know Santa is coming for them. He could have evil reindeer, or could leave creepy toys for kids as well!

Because, after all, isn't Santa secretly evil? He's trying to take Christmas away from Jesus, was invented by the Coca Cola corporation, and his name is even an anogram for Satan! Forget Narnia, why not take your kids to see 'Santa Claws is coming to town'! It'll traumatise them for life, but, hey, then you won't have to fork out for presents for them, and the kids will be good all year!

Croeso a Cymru!

Sorry about the delay with my posting... my blog won't allow me to upload images, so those pictures of JFK's real killer will have to go back in my attic.

Anyway, for all you out there who may not know all too much about the little country of Wales, help is at hand. Did you know that America was actually named after a Welshman, Mr. Americ? Yup. And here are a few Welsh people you might have heard of: Anthiny Hopkins, Catherine Zeta Jones (making Zorro a Welsh film), Christian Bale (that's right, batman is Welsh), the stereophonics, uh, Martin Luther King Jr... Abraham Lincoln... Captian Planet... JCDC... Wales is the true Hollywood!

If you want to find out more about Wales, why don't you tune into to CSI: Wales, where this week detective Di Jones is trying to solve the murder of one of farmer Lleywellyn's sheep... it's a two part episode! Or visit the official Wales website at www.bestcountryintheworld.com/betterthantheUS. I've finally realised why my blog won't upload my picture of wales... its far too big to fit on a blog post!

introducing JCDC!!

Well firstly, I cannot believe people out there actually denied the existance of such an amazing musical group! To prove to you that they are real and rocking, here is a picture of their forthcoming album. See? I told you they were the awesomest! Allow me to introduce them: there's Brent on drums (far left). He's the crazy (for Jesus) one. Then there's Brad on Bass (left). He's the clever one (He's actually read a christian book that wasn't written by DC Talk). Then there's Jed (middle) on lead vocals and guitar. He's the good looking one (the bible is his mirror). Next its John 'the Fonz' Baxton on guitar. He's the cool one (can't you tell by his super-trendy sunglasses and hands in levi-jean pockets?). And finally, Chad on keyboard (far right). He's actually quite dull, but he knows the chords to 'beautiful one' so he's in.

And now, to leave you with some more lyrics from the song 'shebrews'

I thought I saw her pause,
She didn't know where Micah was,
But you know it was all cool,
Girl, I've been to Bible school,
So guys go to Bible College,
Where you'll get lots of Bible Knowlege,
And lots of super tricks,
On how to pick up chicks

It's stuck in my head already!!! Have any of your favourite JCDC lyrics? why don't you post a quote!

Living rock 'n' roll!

hmm... Christian rock... there's the good, the bad and the ugly. You may remember a post a while back concerned with the lack of really decent Christian rock bands. Well, your prayers have been answered!!! One has arrived... a Chrstian punk rock band by the name of 'JCDC' (which, of course, stands for Jesus Christ Da Coolest). Their first album 'there's a party in my bible and everyones invited' , and yes, it is the awesomest!! Here are a few lyrics to one song, 'my biblical romance':

I like my girlfriend but not as much as Jesus,
He saved my soul, but she gives me squeezes,
We walk to youth group and I hold her hand,
She likes me cause I'm in the worship band

then of course, there's the bridge, 'Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, our love will go on and on!',
and part of the verse their other song 'shebrews', goes something like this:


you put the 'o' in obediah,
the 'my' in jeremiah,
girl, you rev my revelation,
I could be your new translation

more JCDC news and updates to follow! Rock on!

Guess Who?

So, as you browse through the pictures of the new Bible students on Roger Aubrey's blog, you may be asking yourself,"where have I seen that dude before?". Well here first I will put your mind at ease... Seriously, its like I'm at the oscars when I walk into the school.

Oh, middle earth...!

Now, on my last entirely legitamate post, I was shockingly accused of digitally altering pictures!! I know, terrible! Well, a certain Canadian who shall remain nameless (lets just call him Bosh Jest) requested proof against this shameful accusation, so I quickly whipped out my GAP photo album, and came across this picture from Canada. And to all those racists out there who claim all Canadians look like hobbits, your very wrong... there's matt, who looks like an elf.