caugh

my name is nathan caughey, otherwise known as caugh. this is my blog. it's not fancy i know, but, hay, your looking at it.

Sunday, August 07, 2005

Help is on the way, fellas!

Yes, yes, I know what you're thinking... what are the top 5 christian chat up lines? Well, here they are:

1. Hay, nice bible... do you pray here often?
2. you're so hot... on fire for God
3. I've just got a word... you, me, friday night
4. I bet your favourite bible verse is Luke 4... coz i've been Luking 4 you all my life
5. Wow... have you been fasting?

And if any of these actually work, I all I ask for is a shout out at the wedding.

PS. Does anyone else think that Johnny Cash sounds like the rooster from Robin Hood?

posted by caugh @ 7:04 PM  

12 Comments:

  • At 9:43 PM, Blogger Cameron said…

    Thanks for the help, the ladies didn't know what hit them! Speaking of help, I'm sure I'll be Luking 4 someone to copy off during the next year, and since you seem to own this book called the Bibel (I hear it's long) you're probably the man for the job. I'm very psyched that you're on the school as well.
    Peace,
    Cameron (a la Canada)

     

  • At 12:54 AM, Blogger camille nofsinger said…

    hey nate,

    wow, you are so funny. i love you're creative mind. i don't know about those lines but, they're pretty stale. have a good day. we all miss you up here. we watched the video from bibleweek in the UK and we got to see you and hear you. ttyl

     

  • At 3:06 AM, Blogger Kassie said…

    STALE! I'm so glad JT has never used those lines on me.

     

  • At 10:34 PM, Blogger hannadugan said…

    Wow Nathan.....
    Umm, I don't know what to say, those lines should sweep any girl off her feet! I am oh so very glad that I know know what pants size you wear!?! What could I possibly do with that information? Haha. And Let me just say that chest hair/ coat thing, I gagged... So sick! ugh....

    Now For The Top Five Non-Christian Chat Up Lines:

    1. You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
    2.If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
    3.Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!
    4.If you were a booger, I would pick you first.
    5.Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.

    Thank You and Goodnight!
    Much Love
    hannadugan

     

  • At 1:42 AM, Blogger David Lambert said…

    i'll try each of these out and give a full report of how they work... but it might have to wait till i come to cardiff. talk to you soon.

     

  • At 3:50 PM, Blogger Melody said…

    aahhh nathan, if i didnt already have a boyfriend i would keep those pick up lines in my back pocket..dangit!

     

  • At 5:22 PM, Blogger Princess Pessimism said…

    Johnny Cash TOTALLY sounds like that rooster from Robin Hood. LOL...I almost peed my pants when I read that. Too funny, i'm going to link you to my page.

     

  • At 4:59 PM, Blogger hannadugan said…

    At Caleb's request I am Leaving another comment! Two, aren't you lucky! So He Says "Tell him I love him and I miss that man." So there you have it. A qoute from a legend!
    Anyway Hope All Is Well!
    Much Love
    Hanna

     

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  • At 3:25 AM, Blogger Jess said…

    is it me or does that that pic look like caleb!

     

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